Monday, January 2, 2012
Well this sucks
So Im crippled. Yesterday I started the new year out right, I fell skiing and did something to my ACL (that's in your knee). I feel LAME (no pun intended). Lyla was just over and we did a little "pimp yo crutches". Today is the last day of vacation and I am definitely not looking forward to going back to school. Athough I am kinda excited that I get the keys to the elevator! Lyla and I found this awesome website called 'Dear Blank, Please Blank' it is super hilarious and you should check it out. Here is an example of what is on that site: Dear crutches, I thought you were supposed to be relieving my pain. Sincerely, My armpits hurt more than my knee ever did. That one fits my situation perfectly. When I get back to school there is going to be a lot of explaining to do. Why Mikey and I broke up, why the hell am I on crutches, why I didn't finish my math homework...yea. I have an x-ray and an MRI tomorrow so that should be interesting. So we can actually figure out what the heck I did to myself, They said they are pretty sure I tore something like a ligament or a tendon or something. I hate when people talk about their injury constantly and I don't want to become like that. If I don't wanna hear it neither do other people. I don't know what ligaments and tendons are, I think they are those things on a chicken leg (drumstick) that are super chewy and gross that I usually spit out. Sorry that was really disgusting. I would erase it but Im trying to refrain from using the backspace button because when we were decorating my crutches I burned myself on the hot glue gun. If you are thinking 'how does that possibly relate to using backspace' it is because I burned the finger I usually use to hit the backspace key. And if you are wondering why I don't just use another finger, well that my friend is because I am lazy.
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